Found on a Fantasy Artists of Etsy Team for-members-only discussion board:
Somebody the other day was making fun of me for how boring and predictable a pirate was for Halloween. I nearly stuck him with my sword.
Him: You’re a pirate for Halloween, how boring and predictable!
You: Oh, I see you’ve decided to be an asshole. How boring and predictable.
Him: No, that’s not my Halloween costume!
You: Who said anything about Halloween?
See how business-minded we are? Ha ha!