Excellent Advice in an Email I Didn’t Want to Forward

17 Jan

I received this email from my sister and I think we could all benefit from its wisdom, but I didn’t want to forward it.  The reason why will soon become apparent.

THIS IS INTERESTING…READ IT A COUPLE OF TIMES SO YOU MISS NOTHING…AND DO IT.

IT’S ALL A MATTER OF EDUCATION.  THEY’LL LEARN SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.

E-Mail Tracker Programs

The man that sent this information is a computer tech. He spends a lot of time clearing the junk off computers for people and listens to complaints about speed. All forwards are not bad, just some. Be sure you read the very last paragraph.

He wrote:

By now, I suspect everyone is familiar with snopes.com and/or truthorfiction.com for determining whether information received via email is just that: true/false or fact/fiction. Both are excellent sites.

VERY IMPORTANT advice from snopes.com!!

(1) Any time you see an email that says “forward this on to X number of your friends,” “sign this petition,” “you’ll get bad luck,” “you’ll get good luck,” “you’ll see something funny on your screen after you send it,” or whatever, it almost always has an email tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and emails of those folks you forward to. The host sender is getting a copy each time it gets forwarded and then is able to get lists of “active” email addresses to use in SPAM emails or sell to other spammers. Even when you get emails that demand you send the email on if you’re not ashamed of God/Jesus — that is email tracking — and they are playing on your conscience. These people don’t care how they get your email addresses, just as long as they get them. Also, emails that talk about a missing child or a child with an incurable disease, “how would you feel if that was your child,” yep — email tracking. Ignore them and don’t participate!

(2) Almost all emails that ask you to add your name and forward on to others are similar to that mass letter years ago that asked people to send business cards to the little kid in Florida who wanted to break the Guinness Book of Records for the most cards. All it was, and all any of this type of email is, is a way to get names and “cookie” tracking information for telemarketers and spammers to validate active email accounts for their own profitablepurposes.

You can do your friends and family members a GREAT favor by sending the link to this post to them. You will be providing a service to your friends and you will be rewarded by not getting thousands of spam emails in the future!

Do yourself a favor and STOP adding your name(s) to those types of listis regardless how inviting they might sound! Or that make you feel guilty if you don’t! It’s all about getting email addresses and nothing more.

You may think you are supporting a GREAT cause, but you are NOT!

Instead, you will be getting tons of junk mail later and very possibly a virus attached!  Plus, you are helping the spammers get rich!  Let’s not make it easy for them!

ALSO, email petitions are NOT acceptable to any Government offices, or any other organization (i.e., social security), etc. To be acceptable, petitions must have a “signed signature” and full address of the person signing the petition, so this is a waste of time and you are just helping the email trackers.

Tips for Handling Telemarketers

(1) Three Little Words That Work!

The three little words are: “Hold On, Please…”

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then, when you eventually hear the phone company’s ‘beep-beep-beep’ tone, you know it’s time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting..

(2) The Silent Caller

Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a “real” sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if there is no one there:  Immediately start hitting your # button on the phone 6 or 7 times as quickly as possible. This confuses the computer that dialed the call and it will kick your phone number out of their system.

Gosh, what a shame not to have your phone number in their system any longer!

Junk Mail Help

When you get junk mail “ads” enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return the junk mail with your payment.  Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those “pre-approved” letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than regular postage if and when they receive them back.  It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage is around 60 cents and is according to weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes?

Some of Andy Rooney ‘s (60 minutes) ideas:

Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express.

Send a pizza coupon to Citibank.

If you didn’t get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn’t on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them at least 44¢.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let’s let them know what it’s like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they’re paying for it…twice!

Let’s help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits and that’s why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, they’ll learn.

I quit forwarding emails a long time ago, and if I receive one, I always check it on Snopes and write back to the sender providing them with the URL to the article proving that it’s a hoax.

However, the telemarketer tips are new to me and I’m going to implement them right away, since I’m home all day and, despite having my phone listed in the “do not call” database, I still get calls.  I get tons of snail junk mail, too, although not the bill kind, and I usually just shred it, but I’m game to play the return envelope ploy because all that waste (even though I make some of it into handmade paper) is atrocious.

Let’s have at ’em!

Thanks, Lil Kit!

One Response to “Excellent Advice in an Email I Didn’t Want to Forward”

  1. Marvin the Martian January 19, 2011 at 1:33 PM #

    True enough!

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