Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

**H A R D W O R K** is equivalent to

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = **98%**

and

**K N O W L E D G E** is equivalent to

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = **96%**,

but

**A T T I T U D E** is equivalent to

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = **100%**

and

**B U L L S H I T** is worth

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = **103%**.

Just look how far ass kissing will take you:

**A S S K I S S I N G** is equivalent to

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = **118%**!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that, while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.

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I was never any good at math,, although Archimedes

said I was very obtuse…I became acutely aware of this when

I first realized that life goes in circles,, and rarely does the

road go from A,, to B,, to C,, in a straight line,, sometimes

it’s more of an angular direction,, spinning off into the universe on an every changing radius point…And you can calculate the diameter of a donut by the ratio of how many bites it takes to dissect one…..

gt281 = 7+20+281 = 308%

I have seen this before and I LOL then & again now.

Too true though in the reality of just how the world (biz world) wants it to be.

I am thankful I will never be a 9 to 5 type,

as my 103% attitude is not ready for them nor them for it & me.

*winks*

My beloved DH has Great Knowledge & is a Hardworker.

He never “learned to dance” as his Mgr says.

Missed you FK!

You are in my thoughts often.