I Love This Rant

9 Feb

I loved this so much, I got permission from my friend Shawn (aka Ogre) to nick this from his blog (he rants wonderfully every so often):

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Friday, February 01, 2008

Sometimes the General Stupidity of Things Here on MySpace Just Chap My Ass

Category: Religion and Philosophy

[Copy of Bulletin Post]

Who Is Barack Obama?? Hmmmm makes ya think. thanks Heike
Body: who is barack obama?????
Body: Subject: Who Is Barack Obama?Barack Obama? A presidential candidate, unbelievable. Some Americans will actually vote for him-

Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice.

If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts…this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States…better heed this and pray about it and share it.

We checked this out on ” snopes.com”. It is factual. Check for yourself. (in the search area put in Barack Obama hit enter and see the result for yourself)

Who is Barack Obama?

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu , Hawaii , to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHIEST from Wichita , Kansas .

Obama’s parents met at the University of Hawaii When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya . His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.?

When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta . He also spent two years in a Catholic school.

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, “He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school.”

Obama’s political handlers are attempting to make it appear that that he is not a radical.

Obama’s introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son’s education.

Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama’s mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta .

Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States , Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NO T use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran.

Barack Hussein Obama will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegience nor will he show any reverence for our flag. While others place their hands over their hearts, Obama turns his back to the flag and slouches.

Let us all remain alert concerning Obama’s expected presidential candidacy.

The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level – through the President of the United States , one of their own!!!!

Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading our country?…… NOT ME!!!

[Ogre’s/Shawn’s Response]

Who is Barack Obama?? Hmmmm, makes ya think. Thanks Heike…yeah, Heike…thanks…course, I’d personally say …this is far from thinking…

I thought about it…just over coffee and here’s what I think:

Okay…well, BOTH my parents were/are Catholic…my step-mother after my mother passed on was a Catholic…I was raised to be Catholic…MY mother thought I was going to be a priest…

I am a Pagan…I wonder if I were running…how THAT would come off…

How about a Christian? Would that be better?…

Is that the point?

Let’s see…maybe Swaggart

or Jim Jones…

or David Koresh?

Or…wait, I know…how about the “darksided” lady from “Wifeswap”?

She’s a Christian warrior…

I mean, obviously Christians don’t practice fanaticism…’cuz they never do stuff like…

Brainwash our children…you know, like on “Jesus Camp.”

Or take our [country’s] forefathers…of course, they were all Christian…or so I am told…

They, of course, ALWAYS kept their word…

They never tried to repress or slaughter a native populace or destroy them…

They never gave diseased blankets and bad meat to half starving, mostly frozen women and children, right after they ran them off land they were promised…

They never invaded another land…like, say, Jerusalem…simply because they had a “God” given right…

They never used that “right” to rationalize warfare, torture, cleansing by sword and cannibalism…at Masada, say?

Yeah…’cuz it is definitely all about the “religion”…

It never happens that screws loose, uneducated, prejudiced driven individuals ever give thousands a bad name because their “religion” is a loose association and a vehicle to assist their own twisted means…this being the case…and laying a blanket judgment over millions for the acts of a few…

Don’t Vote For Christians either…

By their own checklist they run a cult.

They will want your teenage daughter to call them Jesus and bear them strong sons…

They will insist that no matter what your beliefs…sect…or morality that you go to THEIR church, practice only faith as prescribed by them, dress like them, think like them…and if we don’t…they will put us to the sword.

Don’t Vote Black…

Cause they might steal something or sell your kids drugs (although that would CERTAINLY stimulate the economy).

Let’s NOT vote for a Jew…cause they will take ALL the money.

Let’s NOT Vote for an Irishman…cause they will just drink…and drive our way into oblivion (ask one of Ted Kennedys dates)…

Let’s Not Vote for a Scott…’cuz they are all cross-dressers and sheep lovers…

Speaking of which…let’s not vote for Gays either…cause then everything will color co-ordinate and the party fare will be really tasty…’cuz we all know the gays bring the BEST food to the party…and who wants that…no, we’ll stick with “Porkrinds for Jesu,s” thank you…

Let’s Not Vote for a Native American…cause then all the world will be a casino…

Let’s Not Vote for a Polish candidate…cause, well, they are just not bright…and will spend millions on screen doors for our submarines…

Let’s Not Vote for a Mexican…cause they will leave the door open and fill our country with immigrants…just like your grandmothers and grandfathers once were…and you see what that led to…

Don’t Vote for a Canadian…cause they give you Ham and try to convince you its Bacon, aye?

Let’s Not Vote for the Asians…cause they eat funny food and think too much…

In the sacred name of Prejudice and Ignorance, did I miss anyone?…’cuz as a Loyal American I would hate to do that…I would hate to think I denied anyone equal opportunity…or restricted their freedom…I would hate to think I wasn’t fair to anyone…

Oh, and Don’t Vote for Ogres…’cuz I WILL chain your ass to something and use you for what you’re worth…I will violate your women and slaughter your livestock…or maybe the other way around (I am of Scottish descent, here)…

Did I miss any stereotypes?…

So let’s all band together like sheep, panicking and pointing fingers, shall we?…’cuz apparently that’s what it means to be a “REAL AMERICAN”…’cuz let’s not forget that even during WWII…it was German scientists who fueled our think tanks…and you know how those dirty Krauts are, right…I mean, we were at war with them, right?

If I did exclude your race or your religion…let’s help the fanatic types out, like good neighbors, and include your name on the list…we would hate to miss any of you when we finally get around to PERSECUTING YOU…

Yeah, ‘cuz that makes sense, too, huh kids?…

Look, REALLY, I don’t know who I am voting for, BUT if this is in fact the limit of your thinking???

Just stop…before you hurt yourself…or worse…someone else…apparently the Clintons are now black, too…all of you…just stop, really…or I’ll demand MY 40 acres and a mule…

Common

Shawn

Here’s an interesting but IMPORTANT aside: The author of the bulletin (this is also circulating as an email, BTW) claims that all of this has been verified on Snopes. If you actually take the time, as the author advises you, to go to Snopes to check this out, you will find that Snopes completely debunks the whole bulletin/email! If you doubt me, my post here will provide you with the actual link you need to find out the real facts (I’m just nice that way). The amazing thing is how many people are just taking the author’s word that everything the author claims has been verified by Snopes! The proof is in how many people are forwarding and reposting the lies and slander. It is SO way past time to start questioning what we read and start thinking for ourselves.

The Faerie♥Kat

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2 Responses to “I Love This Rant”

  1. gt281 February 9, 2008 at 11:07 PM #

    I think you only like it because the photo reminds you of
    Johnny Depp in a pirates outfit….you naughty Wicca Wench…

  2. Faerie♥Kat February 10, 2008 at 12:50 AM #

    Ah, you know me too well. I must change my MO immediately. Perhaps I shall begin lusting after men who hide behind curtains (aye?)…

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