Work vs. Prison

28 Jan

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:

AT PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle/office.

AT PRISON: You get three meals a day fully paid for.

AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

AT PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

AT PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

AT PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

AT PRISON: You get your own toilet.

AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

AT PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.

AT PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

AT PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

AT PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK: They are called managers.

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

Now get back to work. You’re not getting paid to read my blog.

Thx Gary!

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3 Responses to “Work vs. Prison”

  1. GT281 January 28, 2008 at 7:05 PM #

    That guy gets a 6×6 cubbie?…I have a cardboard box that
    I share with three other people and the cleaning supplies…
    We don’t get to go to the toilet,, we have to use yesterdays
    McD cups that we find in other peoples trash cans…
    Whats a family?.. Whats a friend?…Whats a salary?…
    People get to leave?…He must have longer ankle chains than I do…..

  2. Faerie♥Kat January 28, 2008 at 7:35 PM #

    For “special” people like yourself, they save the “special” work environments. Are you feeling “special” today? He he he!

  3. Catz January 28, 2008 at 9:00 PM #

    Too funny and too true – well I have a big office, but let me tell you everything else applies. Go home… I have forgoten what that is like.

    Cheers

    Catz

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