New Solution to Save Gasoline

4 Jan

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. Then the price of gas would come down.

We could bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier’s pay while he’s there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.

Attributed to George Carlin, Comedian

That means this is a joke, so if you didn’t get it, untwist yer knickers and take a deep, cleansing breath, view this post, and then read this post again. And laugh, darn it! Laugh!

Update: Boy, am I glad I said “Attributed to George Carlin,” because come to find out, George Carlin didn’t say this. No one knows who wrote it, but it first appeared on the Internet around July 2006. I still think it’s hilarious. Thx Gary!

One Response to “New Solution to Save Gasoline”

  1. Lady Luna January 14, 2008 at 2:07 PM #

    Kat-
    They should so do this!! This is funny I bet they would be less likely to come here if they had to fight a war. They would be clueless. Thanks for sharing! 🙂

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